Offbeat Holiday Music

[palmer_kun]

Well, I've decided to put together a collection of "offbeat" or "unusual" holiday music to celebrate the fact it's bloody cold out.

Songs I already have lined up are

1. Mr. Garrison/South Park - Merry Fucking Christmas
2. Adam Sandler - The Hanukkah Song
3. Kevin Bloody Wilson - Hey Santa Claus You Cunt
4. Kevin Bloody Wilson - Ho Ho Fucking Ho
5. Jeff Foxworthy - Twas The Night After Christmas
6. Jeff Foxworthy - Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas
7. Christmas Songs - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
8. Bob Rivers - Walking Around in Womens Underwear
9. Bob Rivers - 12 Pains of Christmas
10. Bob Rivers - Pokemon
11. Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero
12. Ray Stevens - Redneck Christmas
13. Gotcha! - Twelve Days After Christmas
14. Bob Rivers - White Trash Christmas
15. Bob Rivers - I'll Be Stoned For Christmas
16. Bob Rivers - A Letter To Santa
17. Bob Rivers - What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?

What I need are more songs in this vein. Nothing outright crude, profane or dirty, per se (Ho Ho Fucking Ho is about the limit), but songs that are, well, offbeat. Not what most people think of as Christmas-y. Musical genres that people would not associate with the season (goth, metal, etc) would be great too, but the general thrust is towards humour.

Links to lyrics would be appreciated. Links to downloads would be even more appreciated :)

Comments

[esotaria.livejournal.com]

Cledus T. Judd had an offbeat Christmas album that I own, if I can ever find it. One of my favorites was "Stephan, the Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer." The refrain was: "Stephan, the alternative lifestyle reindeer. Heaven help Santa should he call him "queer". He's standing tall against the wall of prejudice and fear. He's Stephan, the alternative lifestyle reindeer." My mom's favorite was "Merry Christmas from the Whole Fam Damily."


Do a google search on Cledus. He r0x0rz my b0x0rz.

[wisewomanjudith.livejournal.com]

I was actually invited to a party once where we were all asked to bring our favorite Xmass song.
Mine is The Pogues' "Fairy Tale of New York"
http://www.lyricsdownload.com/pogues-fairy-tale-of-new-york-lyrics.html

It's not clear from the lyrics, but it's a couple singing to each other. Very moving.......